This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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