awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can text with my tongue
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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