I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I stole a fireplace last night.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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