I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
