just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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