the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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