But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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