Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
bring money and cleavage
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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