he shaved USA in his pubs
I've blown a few things in my day
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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