he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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