You're my little dorito
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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