Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I need to sanitize my soul.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
