There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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