Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
we're making bets on your personal life
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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