i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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