would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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