people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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