i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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