It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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