There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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