he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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