Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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