bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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