fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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