Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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