Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
love makes seman taste better
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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