Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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