i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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