dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
