Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Just cropdusted the office
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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