My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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