Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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