i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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