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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey kate, how is it?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.

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(516): View more from New York

this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore

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(208): View more from Idaho

Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion

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(425): View more from Washington

We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.

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(330): View more from Ohio

tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed

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(816): View more from Missouri

where are you?

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talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick

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(303): View more from Colorado

If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy

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(480): View more from Arizona

Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face

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