just come out here and I will go home with you...
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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