I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
