You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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