the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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