from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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