i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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