I'm drive I can fine osifer
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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