Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
