If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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