tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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