there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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