yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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