i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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