OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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