If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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