No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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