Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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