So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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