So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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