You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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