I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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