I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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